When you become a parent, there are many things you can prepare for. On the other hand, most things you can’t prepare for and most things are entirely unexpected. One such thing is crap that we, as parents, end up saying that we can’t believe that we even HAVE to say. As soon as it comes out, I think, “I can’t believe I just said that.” So I thought I’d share as they come for a little hilarity, starting with today.
02/09/12: My son, who is 3, is sitting at the table and says, “Mom there was a brown thing on the table, ‘cept it’s not there anymore”. My immediate response: “Well, you didn’t eat it, did you?”